Why the Sun and Moon Revolve Around the Earth and Why Seasons Occur

Why the Sun and Moon Revolve Around the Earth and Why Seasons Occur
One day, Sirius, god and heart of the sun, was feeling tired and decided to let his daughter run the sun for a little while. Sirius's daughter, Archoness was a very irresponsible and unreliable goddess. Archoness accepted the invitation gladly and started her job. Within minutes she got too far from the earth and started an ice age. Once Sirius found out, he hurried back to the sun and quickly took over the sun. To fix this ice age, Sirius would have to try extra hard and take the sun back on its course. He figured that…